Do Not Disturb Do Not Disturb - I'm Disturbed Enough As It Is.	Reject Your Reality I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own. As quoted by Adam Savage on the TV show Mythbusters. This is my new creedo.	Fun University Fun University. Now when people ask where you go to school, you can proudly turn around and answer "F U"
Pull My Finger Pull My Finger. Ah, there's nothing like adding a classic fart joke to a classic work of art.	Love To Fart I Love To Fart. Are you proud of your loud and frequent natural gas leaks? Or maybe you know someone who's always lighting one up. Well, here's a shirt that'll let everyone know that it wasn't the dog	Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me. A great shirt for those trying to either overcome their fear of clowns or make others even more afraid of them (the extra creepy version of this'll definately do it)
It's All Good It's All Good. Don't worry, be happy!	Still A Virgin I'm Still A Virgin! Sorry, I Meant VEGAN.	Got Hoffa? Got Hoffa? After digging up a farm in Michigan, the FBI discovered that Jimmy Hoffa is still missing. If you buried Jimmy Hoffa and want to confess, call 1-800-GOT-HOFF and help solve this mystery.
WTF!? General Custer, 1876 WTF!? An actual quote from General George Custer at the battle of Little Bighorn when he realized he'd made a slight miscalculation. I wonder if George Custer and George Bush are somehow related?	God Told Me God told me to wear this shirt. Now you can let everyone think you've got a direct line to god and he's giving you fashion tips.	Die Healthy Eat right, exercise, get run over by a bus and die in great shape. Like Jim Morrison said, "No one here gets out alive".
Show Me The Booty! Show Me The Booty. Arrrrr matey, here's one for all you pirate lovers out there.	Same Shirt Different Day Same Shirt Different Day.	Got Guilt? The perfect gift for your Jewish Mother or anyone who understands the power of guilt.
I'm So Ahead Of My Time I'm Already Retro I'm So Ahead Of My Time I'm Already Retro. This one's for all the fashion trendsetters out there who understand that what's hip today will be outdated tomorrow and then vintage cool the day after that	Delusions Of Grandeur If it weren't for delusions of grandeur and a warped sense of reality, I'd really be messed up.	This Is My Clone Like it or not, human cloning is just around the corner, and with it will come all kinds of ethical questions, such as "what do I name myself?"
God Grant Me The Serenity Got Grant Me The Serenity Not To Kill The Next Person Who Reads This Shirt. Have fun shocking your friends and scaring total strangers with this hilarious warning of your potentially unstable nature.